Its time for you to eat you filthy pig. Ive got to shit badly and I take no time at all squatting over the ground and squirting out a substantial pile. It comes out hot and fast and just keeps pouring out as it swirls into a fantastic real life poop emoji. I begin wiping my ass and making a pile of dirty tp, talking down to you, degrading you and instructing you to eat my poop and my dirty toilet paper along with it. That toilet paper will dissolve on your tongue but only so much. Youre really going to have to work to chew it all. All that paper and all my poop. Its so much for you to get down. Im glad youre a hungry eager pig. But youre also a filthy pig and after all that crap you put down your gullet, your mouth is gross. It needs to be washed out. Look at how pretty I look holding that bar of soap. Arent I nice to help wash your filthy mouth out? Now open up and say ahh as I shove this bar of soap between your lips.
