Toilet slaves never have a choice. And Ive got something for you to do. Something different. Ive got a diaper laid out on the floor and I proceed to take a nice coiled up shit on it. Toward the end of my dump, its two toned, light brown and dark brown, almost like a striped shit. This one is special! That diaper is full. I start wiping my dirty ass, making a pile of my used toilet paper. You know what its for? You of course. My shit pig, youre going to eat that toilet paper. Youre going to put it in your mouth, let it melt on your tongue and chew up the rest and swallow it. All of it. I finish cleaning myself with a wet wipe. I dont know how youll manage to swallow that one, but you will. And when youre done eating all my filthy toilet paper, youre going to take this very full diaper and put it on. Stretch those tabs around your body and feel the squishy stink of my multi-hued waste. Its going to rub all over your nether regions and youre going to like it and enjoy it. Like a good shitpig should.